He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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