some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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