Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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