IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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