We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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