You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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