this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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