Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
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