Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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