I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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