Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
only if we run a train.
done.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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