Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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