i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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