If i come over, it means nothing
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I came so hard my ears popped.
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