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Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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