If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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