i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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