You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
