saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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