why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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