My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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