question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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