I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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