Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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