Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
...so i touched it.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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