So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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