we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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