Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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