Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
