I'm really into asian looking animals
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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