love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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