Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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