hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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