I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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