No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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