that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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