im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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