idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Randomize
