you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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