I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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