i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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