if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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