sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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