we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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