Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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