apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I just gift wrapped bread.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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