MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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