i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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