I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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