Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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